I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
