That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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