just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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