Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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