There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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