so explain again why im purple
no
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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