Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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