I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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