She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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