A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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