You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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