She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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