He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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