I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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