The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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