drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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