im so drunk with asians
where?
always
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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