i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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