Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
