I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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