Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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