Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just cut my nipple shaving
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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