Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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