ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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