But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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