On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish you could order shots online.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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