on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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