Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
