I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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