Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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