That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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