i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
