And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Even my vagina gasped.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
