people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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