ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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