moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
