this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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