This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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