Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Randomize
