rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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