I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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