Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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