Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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