In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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