Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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