took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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