i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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