Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
40s are totally the cure
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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