Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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