Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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