Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
