Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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