I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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