Nicole vs. Life
True but thats because hes a fetus.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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